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Photography Quotes Funny
I’m looking for funny quotes or jokes about photography, any suggestions?

There was this photographer in one of the most remote parts of the African continent on an assignment. He came across a primitive village where the residents were living in thatched huts and wearing colorful primitive garments. He approached a man who appeared to be the chief who was wearing a large headdress made of woven hemp and colorful feathers.
The photographer, not knowing how to speak to him, pointed to his camera then to the chief. The chief nodded. As the photographer was taking a meter reading the chief said “today use f/16 at 1/125 for ISO 100 film”.

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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, “Let’s go! Let’s go!” The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer, “and make three or four low-level passes.”
“Why?” asked the pilot.
“Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!” said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, “You mean you’re not the instructor?”

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How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

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Buy a professional camera and your a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

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What’s the difference between a photographer and a large pepperoni pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four!

Photography Quotes Funny

Something funny to say for my artists statement?

I have to write an artists statement for my final in photography but my teacher said that it didn’t have to be a regular artists statement..it could just be a quote or a saying. I was trying to think of something funny to put but i’m drawing a blank. Oh and EVERYONE at the college is going to see this so it can’t be dirty and what not

Is it eye? Who’s I-ing the focus point here? by aperture lensee(Possibly use the idenification of a camera. play upon the words). “Drawn to Focus gets the Picture”.

Funny Photography Quotes (Part 3)





Milley Award winners are announced
The suspense has been lifted. The winners of the 16th annual Milley Awards, which recognize local visionaries that have brought honor to Mill Valley through their artistic achievements, have been announced.
Funny Photography Quotes (Part 4)

Humourous Black And White Poster, 60cm x 91.5cm Featuring A Simple Yet Hilarious Explanation About Growing Up From A Wise Mother To Her Adorable Baby £3.99 Featuring an adorable little baby and his loving mother, this poster is reminiscent of a family photograph until the content of the speech bubbles is read! The hilarious and rather unlikely conversation between mother and baby see’s mum giving her little bundle of joy some advice for the future, explaining that he simply cannot grow up and be a man at the same time! In traditional black and white …

LAMINATED Humourous Black And White Poster, 60cm x 91.5cm Featuring A Simple Yet Hilarious Explanation About Growing Up From A Wise Mother To Her Adorable Baby £9.99 Featuring an adorable little baby and his loving mother, this poster is reminiscent of a family photograph until the content of the speech bubbles is read! The hilarious and rather unlikely conversation between mother and baby see’s mum giving her little bundle of joy some advice for the future, explaining that he simply cannot grow up and be a man at the same time! In traditional black and white …

Men and Sheds £0.99 It has been said that a shed is to a man what a handbag is to a woman. This title is a study of over 40 men and their sheds around the UK, a quirky look at the personalities and the passions hidden within the shed, with photographs of the inner sanctum and of the customized exteriors….

The Blue Day Book: A Lesson in Cheering Yourself Up £4.99 …

The Photographic Kama Sutra: Exotic positions inspired by the classic Indian text £14.99 …